Kinky Friedman says:

Original Post: October 27, 2006

"You need to see a shrink." "But I AM seeing a shrink." "Tell him you want your money back."
"Money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail."
"As they say in snorkeling, 'don't hold your breath.'"
"In six days the Lord created the heavens and the earth and all the wonders therein. There are some of us who feel that He might have taken just a little more time."
"But if you're paranoid long enough, sooner or later you're gonna be right."
"Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged Wasps have to dress up like a pimp."
"Sleep came slower than a frigid woman